So it’s my flatmate’s (the DICK) turn to take out the bins, but he only took out some of the rubbish for some reason, and didn’t put a new bin liner in the bin. I decided that kicking up a fuss over the bin liner was a bit too petty, but there was no way I was being his mum and letting him get away with leaving the kitchen a mess and getting us fined.
I collected all the rubbish, set it neatly outside his door, and made dinner. After I came back to my room, the rubbish was strewn all the way down the corridor. So I collected it all and piled it neatly in front of his door again.
When he next came out he battered on my door, and when I answered he started shouting at me about how I was being rude. I explained that he has to take all the rubbish out when it’s his turn, but he whined that our other flatmate had left this stuff from the week before. I told him to pick a fight with her if he’s annoyed she didn’t do her job, but that when it’s your week to do the bins you do everything, no matter how long it’s been there. He refused, shouting about how it’s not his issue, and I should do it for him.
I’m not his damn mother.
So now I’ve reported it, and if the cleaner charges us for moving the rubbish I’m hoping they’ll pin it all on him.