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devilsspawnofravenousavocados:
I was thinking about this.
Lemme touch ur bum k
(Source: madeleineishere)
thecrackingmask asked: 59, 62, 63, I would ask 42 but I already know the answer is not very long at all. :3 55 (just because it’s a great number) 56, 58. Okay, that’s it I think. :p
I damn well typed all this out and tumblr lost it when I tried to post. So here it is again, probably less eloquently.
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
I would ask 42 but I already know the answer is not very long at all. :3
And whose fault is that, missy?
55. Share a relationship story.
You know all our relationship stories!
There was last New Years’ when we’d been together for just over a month and still hadn’t kissed yet. I think we both decided we would kiss at midnight, but then your mum and Steph came in just beforehand - I was so upset. It wasn’t until five in the morning that we eventually got to bed, and even then we spend at least fifteen minutes awkwardly talking and giggling before anyone made a move. It was very sweet. I couldn’t really have asked for a nicer first kiss. Although I did have to tell you off for not kissing me properly - you wouldn’t open your mouth!
56. State 8 facts about your body
- I have fluffy blonde hair all over me, but it’s concentrated around my lower back and the centre-line of my tummy. I really like it.
- My tummy is soft and warm and snuggly.
- I have a great bum. Seriously.
- My three middle toes look like they tried to start as one big toe and then branched off in three. They look sort of webbed and funky.
- My fingers are long and really quite skinny.
- I’m going to dye my underarm hair purple this weekend if I get my hands on some bleach.
- My body is good for lifting my girlfriend with.
- My body is great.
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
- Food.
- Being at least curious about feminism, queer issues, racism, etc etc.
- Being a vegan.
- Great hair - I mean seriously if you don’t have beautiful hair we just can’t be together.
- Vegan food

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
Sexiest? Hm. Well I was torn between kissing me on the neck and ear, or wall-kisses, but then I realised those can be combined into shoving me against a wall and delivering sexy neck and ear kisses.
So that, I guess. I can’t think of anything much sexier than someone taking control like that.
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
Two or more consenting adults, with at least one of these being involved in pleasuring their own or another’s genitalia.
Super icky and clinical and eurgh, but that’s the best I can think of?
Ask me more! It’s TMI tuesday now, after all.
bad photoset is bad but you get the idea yes?
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