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watsonsjam:

sarkka:

mydearholmes:

intertextualrelations:

radiolocked:

machomachi:

not sherlock holmes

And this is how Sherlock fooled John for those 3 years.

Imagine if Sherlock spent the three years as John’s new roommate, the moustachioed, dark and broody French artist Sherli D’Olmes, adopting the same terrible French accent Martin Crieff uses in that episode of Cabin Pressure.

Imagine.

“Allo, oui, je zuis uhn ARrtist. Jjon, kould yoo passe me un penn?” 

Jeezus….

“And zen I distracted Moriahrty by whisking ze snoo into ‘is face, zen I leapt off ze roof and jumped aweh on ze pogo stick!”

THAT ONE OMG I’M NOT BREATHING ^

(via doctor-wholmes)